#in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around him because ‘oh shit, he’s a monster’ #but then he meets Tony #someone who’s not afraid to be around him #someone who might actually be a friend #and that means so much to him and permeates so deep that even when he’s the fucking Hulk he still wants to save Tony’s ass #because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one
#SCIENCE BRO FEELS
#because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one
(Source: lawyerupasshole)
we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
(Source: richardiumarmitageum)
I think the broad consensus is we need to find the hairstylists in charge of Marvel Phase 2 and have some serious words with them.
#I HOPE IT’S PLOT RELATED, #I HOPE THERE’S LIKE A BAD HAIR DEMON ON THE LOOSE, #AND EVERYONE HAS TO TEAM UP AND FIGHT IT, #AVENGERS 2: HAIR TODAY GONE TOMORROW, #AVENGERS 2: HAIRY SCARY, #AVENGERS 2: HAIR DON’T
(Source: ingu)
“Commander Spock was complaining that you were using the term ‘VILPH’.” (x)
(Source: kirkspocks)
male models of middle-earth part 9 (wait there’s more of this hobbit x zoolander crossover here)
OHM GYOODKOMGFSD
# is that Richard Armitage waving a spoon didactically at a dinosaur over ice cream sundaes?
(Source: fuckyesrichardarmitage)
I’d be totally okay with that! Like a standing tinychat or something, idk how these things work. and we’d talk about how pretty will would be when hannibal wrecks him and how impressed we are with hannibal’s one-handed arterial blockage (come on, who wasn’t impressed, i was impressed) and s;lkfa MADS and slkfaj FOOD and actually that lung after hannibal cooked it looked delish and the creepy sexual vibe of the deer with will and. ANDDDDDD.
The magical elk of innocence yes man those big liquidy brown innocent eyes and you just know something awful will happen to it because it’s just sitting there being a target waiting to be ravaged. Yeah I’m not sure how to set one up either but we need one. We need one bad like burning. Don’t you have my skype already? Haha I’m always on there.
i always talk myself out of using skype because i’m like “it’ll distract me, i should be working!” but then i just go read fic or go on tumblr instead so idk how it’s better except that the way the thing alerts you by flashing orange and making your windows explorer bar pop up really annoys me.
as;fkjf we need some more chat-savvy people to help us out here.
“All the single heroes…”
ALL THE SINGLE HEROES
ALL THE SINGLE HEROS
NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP!
UP IN NEW YORK
JUST THAWED OUT
DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING
THEY TALKED ME UP
LOKI SUCKS
AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroesNow put your shield up!
Up in New York
Just thawed out
Doin’ an Avengers thingThey talked me up
Loki sucks
And Coulson is obsessed with meHe up on me, he up on me
Don’t pay him any attention
I’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and Hulk
Out doing this avenging bizIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
I got Barton in the sky
Romanov the spy
And Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the airStark flies by
I’m on stand by
Thor brings the lightning and the thunderIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisonerOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
We won’t treat him to the things of this world
Justice has been served
Freedom’s what I prefer, what I deserveHere’s the man that breaks it, then takes it
So we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyond
Oh, LaufeysonNow you’re really done
In the void, you’ll be alone
And like a ghost, you’ll be goneAll the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroesNow put your shield up!
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisonerOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we want
I’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement home
Clint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still alive
Bruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacayOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
THE AVENGERS FANDOM EVERYONE, I CAN’T.
^^^^^^
AN ENTIRE SONG
(Source: gorgeousanon)
Richard Armitage - “The Company of Dwarfs” (x)
I listened to Richard Armitage reading the first two chapters of Georgette Hayer’s The Convenient Marraige
DOES ANYBODY KNOW OF A PLACE I CAN DOWNLOAD THIS
or alternatively will be willing to split the cost of the book because goddamn I will pay good money for RA’s voice but not 18 bucks?